Sunday, May 31, 2009

What fire department do


nuf said. ^^

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Fashion Fail!!!

I found this funny video in the net try watching it! It's really funny!! =))



source: http://www.epicfail.com

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Lee Hyori

For the June's issue of both In Style and Singles Magazines, Lee Hyori had a photoshoot that spelled s-e-x-y. That's right... that's how HOT she is... 2 covers in a month! Even though she is already 30, she can still pull off very nice shots that will make men hard drool.

Some of the pics from Singles:




Some of the pics for In Style mag:










yummy... ^_^

Source: allkpop.com

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Baby Pacquiao

Have you ever wondered how Manny Pacquiao, the greatest boxer in the world, looked like when he was a just a child?





^_^

100 Z as Bra size!

A 100 Z Bra size!
It real, it's even on the Book of Guinness world record!
I'm not fooling.. and she's even smiling! Yikes!!!

Lesson to learn here is
to appreciate what God have given
OR perhaps what He didn't give you..

Here's a sneak preview...

Download the file in the link to view the more pictures!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

"A sad story but true. Although it's on Filipino"

Minsan may isang Puta

Tingin ng mga bobong kapitbahay ko puta daw ako. Nagpapagamit, binabayaran. Sabi nila ako daw ang pinakamaganda at pinakasikat sa aming lugar noon. Ang bango-bango ko daw, sariwa at makinis. Di ko alam kung sumpa ito, dahil dito naletse ang kinabukasan ko.

Tara makinig ka muna sa kwento ko,..yosi muna tayo.

Alam mo, maraming lumapit sa akin, nagkagusto, naakit...Ang hirap pag lahat sayo virgin eh. Tinangap ko naman silang tao, bakit kaya nila ako ginago! Masakit alalahanin, iniisip ko nalang na kasi di sila taga rito, siguro talagang ganoon. Tatlong malilibog na foreigners ang namyesta sa katawan ko, na rape daw ako.

Sa tatlong beses akong nagahasa, ang pinakahuli ang di ko malilimutan. Parang maski di ko ginusto ang mga nangyari, hinanap-hanap ko siya. Tinulungan niya kasi akong makalimutan yung mga sadistang Hapon at CoA-kasi ibang-iba ang hagod niya. Umiikoy ang mundo ko sa tuwing ginagamit niya ako, ibang klase siya mag-sorry, lalo pa at kinupkop niya ako at ang mga anak ko.

Parating ang dami-daming regalo--may chocolates, yosi, at ano ka, may datung pa! Nakakaaliw siya, alam kong ginagamit niya lang ako.. pagamit naman ako ng pagamit sa kaniya. Sa kanya namin natutunan mag-ingles, magsulat at magbasa pa! Hanggang ngayon sa twing mabigat ang problema ko, siya ang tinatakbuhan ko. Yun nga lang, lahat ng bagay may kapalit. Noong kinakasama ko siya, guminhawa buhay namin. Sosyal na sosyal kami.

Ewan ko nga ba, akala ko napamahal na ako sa kaniya. Akala ko tuloy-tuloy na kaligayahan namin, yun pala unti-unti niya akong pinapatay. P***ng i**! Sa daming lason na sinaksak niya sa katawan ko, muntik na akong malaspag. Ang dami ng nagsabi ang tanga-tanga ko. Patalsikin ko na daw sa tulong ng mga anak ko. Napalayas ko ang animal pero ang hirap magsimula. Masyado na kaming nasanay sa sarap ng buhay na naranasan namin sa kaniya. Lubog na lubog pa kami sa utang, kulang ata pati kaluluwa namin para ibayad sa mga utang namin.

Sinikap namin lahat maging maganda buhay namin. Ayun, mga nasa Japan, Hong Kong, Saudi mga anak ko. Yung iba nasa U.S. at Europe. Yung iba ayaw umalis sa akin. Halos lahat wala naman silbi, masaya daw sa piling ko, maski amoy usok ako.

Sa dami ng mga anak ko na nagsikap na tulungan ang kalagayan namin, siya din ang dami ng mga anak ko na namamantala sa kabuhayan at kayamanan na itinatabi ko para sa punyetang kinabukasan naming lahat. Dumating ang panahon na di na kami halos makaahon sa hirap ng buhay. Napakahirap dahil nasanay na kami sa ginhawa at sarap.

Ang di ko inaakala ay mismong mga anak ko ang tuluyang sisira sa akin. Napakasakit tanggapin ang malinlang. Akala ko ay makakakita ako ng magiging kasama sa buhay, sa mga ahas na ipinakilala ng mga anak ko, Hindi pala! Ang tanga ko talaga! Binugaw ako ng mga sarili kong mga anak. Kapalit ng kwarta at pansamantalang ginhawa nanais nilang matamasa.

Wala na akong nagawa dahil sa sobrang pagmamahal ko sa aking mga anak. Wala akong ibang yaman kundi ganda ko. Pinagamit ko nalang ng pinagamit ang sarili ko, basta maginhawa lang mga anak ko. Usap-usapan na ako ng mga kapitbahay ko. May nanghihinayang, namumuhi, at naawa. Puta na kase ang isang magandang tulad ko.

Alam mo, gusto ko sanang tumigil sa pagpuputa kaso ang laki talaga ng letseng utang ko eh. Palaki pa ng palaki. Kulang na kulang. Paano nalang ang mga anak kong naiwan sa aking punyetang puder? Paka di na ako balikan o bisitahin ng mga nag-abroad kong mga anak. Hindi na importante ung laspagin man ang ganda ko. Malaman nila na gagawin ko ang lahat para sa kanila. Sa tuwing titingin ako sa salamin, alam ko maganda pa rin ako.

Meron pa din ang bilib sa akin. Napag-uusapan pa din. Sa tuwing nakikita ko ang mukha ko sa salamin, nakikita ko ang mga anak ko. Tutulo na lang ang mga luha ko ng di ko namamalayan. Ang gagaling ng mga anak ko, namamayagpag kahit saan sila pumunta. Mahusay sa kahit anung gawain. Tama man o mali. Proud ako sa kanila! Kaso sila, kabaligtaran ang nararamdaman para sa akin.

Sa dami ng mga anak ko, iilan lang ang may malasakit sa akin. May malasakit man nahihilaw. Ni hindi nga ako kinikilalang ina. Halos lahat sila galit sa isa’t isa. Walng gustong magtulungan, naghihilahan pa. Ang dami ko nang pasakit na tinitiis pero walang sasakit pa nung sarili kong mga anak ang nagbugaw sa akin. Kinapital ang laspag na ganda ko. Masyado silang nasanay sa sarap ng buhay. Minsan sa pagtingin ko sa salamin, ni hindi ko na nakilala ang sarili ko.

Darating na naman ang pasko, sana maalala naman ako ng mga anak ko. Isang buwan pa magbabagong taon na. Natatakot ako sa taong darating. Ngayon pa lang usap-usapan na ang susunod na pagbubugaw ng ilan sa mga anak ko. Sana may magtanggol naman sa akin, ipaglaban naman nila ako. Gusto kong sumigaw... “INA NIYO AKO...MAHALIN NIYO NAMAN AKO!”

Sige, duma-drama na ako. Masisira na make-up ko nito eh...

Salamat ha pinakinggan mo ako.

Ay sorry, di ko nasabi pangalan ko...

Pilipinas nga pala ako.

-Author Unknown-

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Idiotic Millionaire Contestants

One of my aunt sent me this through email. I don't really know if this is true... no one over 30 years old is that stupid!!! And besides, don't they have any screenings? Stupid people shouldn't be allowed in activities that require thinking... they'll just embarass themselves! :P

Here's the Story:



NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire..'

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.'

After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'

A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.

'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs.. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

Here's another one:



If I were them, I would have died of embarassment. Do you think there is a gene for stupidity? hmmm...

The famous Contra cheat, now on Facebook!



If you have played Contra before then you probably known this cheat, The unlimited life cheat. It is now applicable to facebook! try it, and you'll be amazed! :)

Steps to make this cheat to work:
1.) Register/Log on to facebook.
2.) Wait until the page finish loading.
3.) Hit the following keys on you keyboard in their respective order.
“up up down down left right left right b a enter”.
4.) Whenever you click, scroll or type, it causes a lens flare on your screen.

A VIP trip on MV doulos




The trip happened when the MV doulos arrived at the PIER in manila.

A brief history on MV doulos.
MV doulos is the oldest passenger ship that was made.

The Beginning!
It was originally build as a freighter named Medina, and still owned by Mallory Steamship Co., in the United states. Launched on August 22, 1914.
Medina has a sister ship named "NECHES".
NECHES has a short career as she sank following a collision of the coast of Deven, England in 1918.

The Fall!
In 1948, a Panamanian company, Cia Nivera San Miguel, Acquired Medina. The following year, she was converted to a migrant ship at La Spezia, Italy and named "ROMA". However, Roma does not appear to have been very successful in this new role and soon laid up and offered for sail.

The Revolution!
In 1952 Roma was sold to Glacoma Costa Fu Andres (Linea "C") in Italy and named "FRANCA C." Her original steam engine was replaced by a diesel engine and she was remodeled again, this time to a first class luxury liner. She was initially employed to sail around South America. Later Franca C. served as a cruise ship and sailed from Venice to Greek Islands and other Mediterranean ports. There were occasional trips to the black sea or across the Atlantic. At this stage of her career several alteration were made to the ship. The most important of these occurred in 1970 when a new flat diesel engine was installed.

The New ERA
In 1977 due to emergence of new cruise ships, it was decided that Franca C. would finally sent to the scrap yard. Several representative from the German Company 'Gute Bucher Fur Allo'(Good Book For All) were on board for her final cruise. They had been looking for a suitable ship to operate but have been unsuccessful in their search. After further investigation they have decided to purchased the vessel and on November 4, 1977 a formal agreement was signed. Franca C was renamed to "DOULOS", a Greek word meaning 'servant'. This was the seventh time that this historic ship has been rescued from the scrap yard. Following he purchased she was dry docked at Genoa, Italy were a number of repairs have been completed, including the replacement of the large section of the bow. The swimming pool on the boat deck was removed and a large canopy was erected for housing of extensive book fair. On June 3, 1978 after being fitted out in Bremen, Germany, Doulos embarked upon her new service as a floating book fair and conference center.

WORLD RECORD
MV Doulos is in the Guiness Book of Records as the Oldest Active Passenger Ocean-Going Ship, Built in 1914 in the USA.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Bored?

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